Harmful If Swallowed

Infobox Album | Name = Harmful If Swallowed
Type = Live Album
Artist = Dane Cook


Released = July 22, 2003
Recorded = The Laff Stop,
Houston, Texas, 2002
Genre = Comedy
Length = 58:34
Label = Comedy Central Records
Producer = Brian Volk-Weiss
Dane Cook
Jack Vaughn
Barry Katz
Reviews =
* Allmusic [http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:lfuk6j7371y0 link]
Last album =
This album = "Harmful If Swallowed"
(2003)
Next album = "Retaliation"
(2005)

"Harmful If Swallowed" is the first CD/DVD set from American comedian Dane Cook. It was released on July 22, 2003.

The attached DVD contains Dane's appearances on "Comedy Central Presents" (both the edited-for-television and unedited hour-long versions), "Comics Come Home" 5, and "Premium Blend".As of April 16th 2008, the album has sold 1,215,409 copies in the US alone.

Original Version

Before this version produced by Comedy Central Records came out, there was another slightly different version of this album that was independently-produced by Cook himself that contained a track lampooning Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter. This track was removed without explanation for the "official" CD / DVD release, although it is likely that Cook had it removed because he has since veered his humor away from getting laughs at the expense of other celebrities. To fill the gap of the missing track, the bonus track was added in this cut of the album.

Track listing

#Intro – 0:46
#Parking Structure – 1:28
#Umm, Helllllo? – 3:50
#Car Accident – 2:43
#Tire in the Face – 2:07
#Would You Rather... – 6:03
#Fireman & Policeman & Miniature Golf Course Security Guard – 2:07
#The BK Lounge – 3:29
#Pregnant Lady – 1:48
#Five Sisters – 0:58
#Slip 'N' Bleed – 0:59
#Speak 'N' Spell – 1:03
#Operation - Monopoly – 2:16
#Don't Tickle Me – 0:48
#Bathroom – 2:24
#Pranks – 1:48
#Fuk and the Finga – 1:44
#Just Wanna Dance – 4:18
#Head – 2:34
#Nightmare – 3:05
#Hopped Up on the Q – 1:12
#Not So Kool-Aid – 1:28
#Pick a Number Please! – 1:44
#Bonus Track! – 7:36

DVD Tracks

#"Comedy Central Presents" (Edited)
#"Comedy Central Presents" (Unedited)
#"Comics Come Home" 5
#"Premium Blend"

Trivia

On the track "Just Wanna Dance," Dane references the song "Somebody Scream" by Raver's Nature.