- So where the bloody hell are you?
So where the bloody hell are you? is a AU$180 million
advertising campaign launched in 2006 byTourism Australia created by the Sydney office of theLondon advertising agencyM&C Saatchi .The advertisements feature
Australian s preparing for visitors to their country. It begins in anOutback pub with the barkeeper saying, "We've poured you a beer." Further imagery to a similar effect is then shown, including a young boy on the beach saying, "We've got the sharks out of the pool," and partygoers watchingSydney harbour firework s saying, "We've turned on the lights". The commercial ends withbikini -clad modelLara Bingle at Fingal Spit stepping out of the ocean and asking, "So where the bloody hell are you?"The campaign received massive press coverage, and British prime minister
Tony Blair joked "Where the bloody hell am I?" at a speaking engagement. However, despite the coverage, the campaign appears to be failing to attract tourists to Australia, with figures in December 2006 showing a fall in tourists visiting Australia from countries where the campaign was run.Fact|date=October 2007Controversy
The advertising campaign caused controversy in March 2006 when it was banned by the
Broadcast Advertising Clearance Centre in theUnited Kingdom , which would not allow the word "bloody " in television versions of the commercial. Following lobbying by Tourism Australia, including a visit to the UK by Australia's tourism ministerFran Bailey and Lara Bingle, the ban was lifted, although a 9pm "watershed" was imposed on television commercials in May.In March 2007, the Advertising Standards Authority in the UK ordered the removal of roadside billboards bearing the slogan. The ASA stated that it had received 32 complaints and warned Tourism Australia to refrain from using profanity in future billboards. Tourism minister Fran Bailey responded:
"What an absolutely, incredibly ludicrous stance and a greater example of double standards you'd never find. Everyone is shaking their heads, especially as it's in a country where they allow the FCUK billboards... I mean what is it about our campaign that they find offensive? I just don't understand it." [ [http://www.smh.com.au/news/travel/bloody-ad-ban-incredibly-ludicrous/2007/03/28/1174761533507.html Brit ban on 'bloody' ad 'incredibly ludicrous'] , "
The Sydney Morning Herald ",28 March 2007 .]The advertisement has also been banned by regulators in
Canada and America, owing to the implication of "unbranded alcohol consumption" by the opening line, "We've bought you a beer". There was also concern in Canada at the word 'hell ' being used as an expletive. It has been allowed to run with no adverse action in countries such as theUnited States andNew Zealand . InSingapore , the advertisement campaign is presented as "So Where Are You?", with the words "bloody hell " removed.Parodies and influences
Australian comedy writer
Dan Ilic produced and released a parody of the ad towards the end of March 2006. The parody uses the structure of the Tourism Australia ad to make satirical reference to current political controversies that might concern potential tourists (eg. "We got you some free accommodation" over shots of theVillawood Immigration Detention Centre ). The parody was the subject of controversy when Ilic removed the ad from his company's web-site because Tourism Australia's lawyers had threatened legal action claiming the music "was infringing their copyright." According to Ilic, however, Downwind Media "commissioned [their] own song that is different in tune and tempo." As of28 March 2006 four "new special edition versions" of the parody were made available for download.The Chaser's War on Everything released a similar version with the slogan "So get your fucking arse over here!" to parody a perceived Australian propensity for vulgarity, and later took to the streets to see what tourists thought of similar campaigns which made extensive use of swearing.In
New Zealand , theTVNZ series "Facelift" parodied Australia's treatment of asylum seekers ("we've kicked out all the dirty towelheads") and Aborigines ("we've sent the cops up north to steal their grog and porn mags") ending with the question "so if you're not a wog or a chink or some other dirty towelhead, where the bloody hell are you?" The Coromandel region, also released a parody with the words, "We're bloody well in the Coromandel.""
Australian Financial Review " columnistPeter Ruehl speculated how effective an advertising campaign promoting the United States would be if Australians were cajoled to get their 'cracker butts' over .Australian Internet Supplier
iiNet has an advertisement for itsADSL2+ service, asking "So where the bloodii hell are you?" [http://www.iinet.net.au/about/news/img/iibus_winner.jpg]At the 2006 Melbourne Comedy Gala, and on his 2007 Australian tour, American comedian
Arj Barker replied to the ad, saying, "Whoa! Take it easy Australia! I never even said I was going there man... Australia, have you been drinking? It's eleven in the morning!"In the aftermath of the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games, British tabloid newspaper
The Sun advertised posters aimed at Australians and asking "Where the bloody hell were you?" in reference to the number of gold medals Great Britain won in comparison to Australia.Ashes version
An advertisement was produced to promote the
Nine Network 's television coverage of the2006-07 Ashes series , in the style of this ad but on a cricketing theme (e.g., 'We've rolled the ground, we've put in the stumps'). The next sentence parodied the beer quote from the original ad but this time referencing the supposed English predilection for warm beer ("we've warmed up the beer"), then "we've hidden the sunscreen, and we've brought you some soap", and finally the Australian captain descending the steps of a cricket ground stating, "And we've been waiting all year" (i.e., to get the Ashes back).This ad also culminates in a bikini-clad Bingle asking, "So where the bloody hell are you?" - this time addressed to the English team and supporters, with Lara on the centre
cricket pitch at theSydney Cricket Ground , holding acricket bat and wearing nothing but agreen and gold bikini (based on the design of theOne Day International uniforms of theAustralian cricket team ), white shoes, and leg pads. A coda is then provided byRichie Benaud saying "Marvellous". [cite news | last=McClure | first=Geoff | title=Bloody hell — now a Lara ad for the Ashes | date=November 16 ,2006 | publisher=The Age | url=http://www.theage.com.au/news/geoff-mcclure/bloody-hell-151-now-a-lara-ad-for-the-ashes/2006/11/15/1163266640062.html] [ [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlpbHqlnnAM The ad, on YouTube] ]After success by the England team early in the that year, one Australian paper ran the front-page headline, "Australia - where the bloody hell are you?", in reference to this advert.
Effectiveness of the campaign
On December 6, 2006,
News Limited newspapers around Australia drew attention to the campaign's shortcomings. The $A180 million campaign had hoped to attract visitors to Australia from Japan, Germany and the United Kingdom, but tourist figures show that during October 2006 the number of Japanese tourists visiting Australia fell by 5.7% in comparison with the same period in 2005. German tourists were down 4.7% and UK visitors dropped 2.3%, although there was a slight increase in tourists from the United States and the People's Republic of China (where the advertisement was not screened). Critics argue that the expensive campaign has failed to deliver the promised increase in tourist numbers, with opposition tourism spokespersonMartin Ferguson saying "We've been told it was a huge success and generated all these hits on a website but the latest tourism figures show the numbers are down." [http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,20878967-5006301,00.html]In March 2007, however, "
The Age " newspaper credited the ad with a $1.8 billion increase in tourism spending, and Tourism Australia stated that the primary goal of the campaign was to attract higher-spending, longer-staying visitors, not just to increase tourist numbers. [ [http://www.theage.com.au/news/general/bingle-ad-rakes-in-extra-18-billion/2007/03/08/1173166848974.html Bingle ad rakes in extra $1.8 billion] , "The Age ",March 9 2007 .] After calling the ads "great" at the time of their launch, Prime MinisterKevin Rudd subsequently stated: "That campaign, every place I have visited in the world, has been basically described as an absolute rolled gold disaster." [Sydney Morning Herald ,June 24 ,2008 .]References
* [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4789650.stm "Australian advert banned on UK TV"] —BBC News article
* [http://www.adnews.com.au/pre_news.cfm?NewsID=1638 "Where the f****** hell are you?"] —AdNews (Subscriber only)
* [http://smh.com.au/articles/2006/03/27/1143330976912.html "Tourism spoof not bloody funny"] —Sydney Morning Herald
* [http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,20878967-5006301,00.html "What did we get for $180m?"] — [news.com.au]ee also
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Shrimp on the barbie - another often-quoted Australian tourism sloganExternal links
* [http://www.wherethebloodyhellareyou.com Campaign website] (including the full uncensored advert)
* [http://downwindmedia.com Downwind media website]
* [http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/2006/tourism-australia Where the Bloody Hell Are You? reviewed at The Inspiration Room Daily]
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