Michael Wharton

Michael Wharton (19 April 1913 – 23 January 2006) was a newspaper columnist who wrote under the pseudonym Peter Simple in the British Daily Telegraph. He began work on the "Way of the World" column with illustrator Michael ffolkes three times a week in early 1957. In 1990 he began a weekly Peter Simple column in the Sunday Telegraph, before returning to the Daily Telegraph as a weekly columnist in 1996. He remained there until his death, aged 92, in 2006, his last column appearing on 20 January 2006.

Life and career

Wharton was born as Michael Bernhard Nathan, the son of a businessman of German-Jewish origin, at Shipley, in the West Riding of Yorkshire ("Wharton" was the maiden name of his mother).^[1][2] Wharton was educated at Bradford Grammar School and Lincoln College, Oxford. His career at Oxford was undistinguished, partly because he spent his time writing Sheldrake, a novel that had little success when published in 1958. After Oxford, Wharton served in the Royal Artillery from 1940 to 1946. He then worked for the BBC as a producer and scriptwriter, but left in 1956.

His two volumes of quasi-autobiography, The Missing Will and A Dubious Codicil, combined his fantasy world with the mundane reality of the life as a jobbing journalist. Wharton married three times. His daughter and literary executor, Jane Wharton, works as a psychotherapist.^[3]

Wharton's characters

See also List of Peter Simple's characters.

The column satirized what Wharton saw as modern, fashionable ideas and readers often claimed to recognize his invented characters in real people. The columnar Dr Spacely-Trellis was the keenly progressive bishop of Bevindon, part of Stretchford, a fictional conurbation somewhere in the English Midlands, possibly named after Stechford, the area of Birmingham once represented in Parliament by Roy Jenkins, a figurehead of the political ideas Wharton despised.

The progress of the local football team, Stretchford United ("The Deckchairmen"), was regularly reported. With their lethargic, goal-conceding goalkeeper, Albert Rasp, United generally did not win games at their subsidence-plagued Effluent Road ground and inspired the similarly hapless Neasden F.C. in Private Eye. Elsewhere in Stretchford was lovely, sex-maniac-haunted Sadcake Park with its resident, council-subsidised Indian hermit, but the conurbation was also roamed by dangerous gangs of middle-aged women affiliated to rapidly changing fan-clubs and anti-fan-clubs. Of the resulting violence, the expert psychoanalyst "Dr. Heinz Kiosk" was always ready to assure journalists that "We are all guilty!" The nearby Mountwarlock Estate, with its deadly wyverns, gorgons and upas tree, was owned by the eight-foot, cyclops-eyed Earl of Mountwarlock and overseen by his butler Phantomsby, "one of the few practising werewolves left in the Midlands".^{[citation needed]}

Wharton also regularly chronicled the life of the august Alderman Foodbotham, perpetual chairman of the Bradford City Tramways and Fine Arts Committee, who was said to be buried in the grounds of his country seat Green Garth just outside town and awaiting a glorious resurrection. Not fictional was the column's presiding spirit, Colonel Sibthorp, an eccentric and reactionary Victorian Member of Parliament, about whom Wharton made a BBC radio documentary in 1954.^{[citation needed]}

Allegations of racism

Wharton consistently criticised and ridiculed what he described as the "race relations industry", and one of his most famous comic creations was the "prejudometer", an anti-racist instrument that supplied readings in prejudons, the "internationally recognised scientific unit of racial prejudice", when pointed at a suspected racist. Concerned individuals could even point the prejudometer at themselves:

At 3.6 degrees on the Alibhai-Brown scale, it sets off a shrill scream that will not stop until you’ve pulled yourself together with a well-chosen anti-racist slogan.^[4]

Wharton was accused in his Times obituary of "sometimes veer[ing] into the area of straightforward racism" and of being "prone to anti-semitic innuendo"^[5] for such passages as this:

Almost single-handed, Ariel Sharon may have ended the Jews' virtual immunity from hostile criticism that Hitler's persecution assured for more than 50 years. Anti-semitism is stirring. So far it may be only the so-called "anti-semitism" of people who think of the immense influence the Jews have in the world, and wonder whether it is always, everywhere and in every way an influence for good. First that; but later, for worse, the real thing.^[6]

Given Wharton's own background, The Times commented that these innuendos were "curious". His obituary in The Guardian pursued the same thread to an even more precipitous minefield, hinting that Wharton's satirical writing suggested he had been a Nazi sympathizer:

In his comment paragraphs, he aired a conservatism light years to the right of most conservatives, stealing sometimes into fleeting, only half-retracted, laments for the Europe that Hitler's New Order might have created.^[7]

Alleged support for BNP

Since his death there have been a number of (as yet unsupported) claims by members of the British far right trying to suggest that Wharton endorsed their views.

In September 2006, British National Party official John Bean claimed in an article on their website that he and the BNP leader Nick Griffin had "both had the pleasure of corresponding with [Wharton] in his latter years".^[8] Bean did not divulge the extent or nature of the alleged correspondence or provide evidence of its existence.

In December 2006, further claims of Simple's links with the far-right emerged from Griffin himself, who described Wharton's death as "a sad loss to honest journalism" and alleged that Wharton wrote him "a short but kind and supportive letter after my first Race Act trial back in 1997". Again he provided no evidence for his claim.^[9]

Wharton's columns were also (along with those of other conservatives such as Peter Hitchens) often quoted approvingly in "The Things They're Saying", a section of John Tyndall's Spearhead magazine which surveyed the mainstream media.^[10]

However, no published evidence is available to indicate the extent, if any, of Wharton's sympathy with any figures of the British right. The Telegraph writes that "particularly after anthologies of the columns started appearing in book form, he attracted a few distinctly sinister "fan" letters. These welcomed, at last, somebody who could "understand" their conspiracy theories about Social Credit, international Jewry or Satan's Second Coming".^[11]

Related columns

When the Peter Simple column and the Way of the World column became separate entities in the late 1980s, Way of the World was written briefly (1989–1990) by Christopher Booker and for ten years (1990–2000) by Auberon Waugh. It was later written by the satirist Craig Brown until he left the Telegraph late in 2008. A. N. Wilson began to write a column under the title Peter Simple II in The Sunday Telegraph on 26 February 2006, but it did not last long.

See also

• List of Peter Simple's characters

Admirers of Peter Simple

• Simon Hoggart — parliamentary sketch writer for The Guardian.
• A. N. Wilson — novelist and journalist.
• Auberon Waugh — wrote The Daily Telegraph's Way of the World column after Wharton's semi-retirement.
• Alexander Waugh — writer and son of Auberon Waugh.
• Kingsley Amis, who wrote an introduction to The Stretchford Chronicles: 25 Years of Peter Simple (1980).

Bibliography

• The Missing Will (1984) (first volume of autobiography)
• A Dubious Codicil (1991) (second volume)
• Sheldrake (Anthony Blond and Allan Wingate, London, 1958) (novel)

Compilations (illustrated by Michael ffolkes)

• Way of the World (1) (1957)
• Way of the World (2) (1963)
• Peter Simple in Opposition (1965)
• More of Peter Simple (1969)
• The Thoughts of Peter Simple (1971)
• The World of Peter Simple (1973)
• The Stretchford Chronicles: 25 Years of Peter Simple (1980)
• The Best of Peter Simple (1984)
• Peter Simple's World (1998)
• Peter Simple's Century (1999)
• Peter Simple's Domain (2003)

Notes

1. ^ In memory of my father, Michael Wharton Daily Telegraph, 2 Oct 2009, by Jane Wharton]
2. ^ Daily Telegraph 24 Jan 2006
3. ^ "In memory of my father, Michael Wharton" The Daily Telegraph, 2 October 2009, by Jane Wharton
4. ^ Daily Telegraph 15 March 2002
5. ^ The Times article
6. ^ Wharton, "End Column", Daily Telegraph, 19 April 2002
7. ^ The Guardian article
8. ^ BNP website article
9. ^ Chairmans column blog article
10. ^ Various Spearhead articles:105 107 108 109
11. ^ Daily Telegraph 24 Jan 2006

External links

• Comic fantasy of Michael Wharton comes to a close
• Obituary in The Daily Telegraph
• Obituary in The Times
• Obituary in The Guardian
• Obituary in The Atlantic

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