Meet the Quagmires

Meet the Quagmires
"Meet the Quagmires"
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Glenn and Lois Quagmire, and their children.
Episode no. Season 5
Episode 18
Directed by Dan Povenmire
Chris Robertson
Written by Mark Hentemann
Production code 5ACX13
Original air date May 20, 2007
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"Meet the Quagmires" is the eighteenth episode of the fifth season of the animated comedy series Family Guy. It originally aired on Fox on May 20, 2007. The episode features Peter after he goes back in time, in order to live the single life a little longer, before he met his wife, Lois. This causes Quagmire to make his own move on Lois, and they ultimately end up marrying and having children; much to Peter's dismay, who attempts to correct it, after witnessing his altered life in present day, by going back in time and impressing Lois all over again.

The episode was written by Mark Hentemann and directed by Dan Povenmire and Chris Robertson. It received a mostly positive reviews from critics for its storyline, and many cultural references. According to Nielsen ratings, it was viewed in 9.1 million homes in its original airing. The episode featured guest performances by Luke Adams, Jeff Bergman, Adam Carolla, Beth Littleford and Will Sasso, along with several recurring guest voice actors for the series.



After hearing Quagmire brag about his sexual exploits, Peter feels that he has missed out on enjoying the single lifestyle. Death is summoned to The Drunken Clam on a false alarm, and decides to grant Peter's wish by sending him, along with Brian, back to 1984 for one night. He notices his friend Cleveland, in his '80s look, who high-fives him around the pool. He then sees 18-year old Lois Pewterschmidt walking around the country club pool, taking her shoes off and jumping off the diving board into the pool with "Mr. Knight" playing in the background. Appearing to others as his 18-year-old self, Peter cancels his scheduled movie date to see Zapped! with Lois, instead accepting an invitation from Cleveland to go and party at a bar. Peter enjoys the evening, and ends up making out with actress Molly Ringwald before Death appears to return him to the present.

Back in the present day, Peter discovers that his past actions have had drastic effects on the world; he and Molly have been married for 20 years; Judd Nelson crashes into their house once or twice a week, Lois is married to Quagmire, Al Gore is now President and Chris, Meg, and Stewie have Quagmire's chin, nose, and mannerisms. Brian explains to Peter that by missing out on his date with Lois and making out with Molly, he altered the time line. Over Brian's objections about leaving the "perfect" world (with flying cars that run on vegetable oil and that Gore has killed Osama bin Laden with his bare hands). Peter wants to go back to the past so he can undo his mistake. Brian says that this is impossible, because Death can only be summoned if someone dies, and thanks to Gore's universal health care people are living much longer, and with a strong, well-funded educational system and zero tolerance gun control, there is no street crime. However, when Jane Jetson suddenly falls on the sidewalk and dies, Death then comes there and grants again Peter's wish to return to the past. Back in the past, Peter is determined to accept Lois' invitation, but repeatedly blows his opportunity, and ends up repeatedly asking Death for a do-over. When Peter finally gets it right, he forgets a few hours later, and parties with Cleveland instead of keeping the date. He asks Death for another chance, but Death, fed up with Peter's continued blunders, tells him that he will have to fix the problem on his own.

When Peter tries to apologize the next day, Lois is still upset with him for missing their date, and has decided to go to the country club dance with Quagmire. Later that night, Peter and Brian sneak into the dance to prevent the kiss that caused Lois to fall in love with Quagmire. They get in by crawling through the air vent, but crash through and kill one of the guys playing in the band on the stage, so Brian has to play guitar and sing. Peter tries to convince Lois that they belong together, but she stubbornly informs Peter that he had his chance, and blew it, and therefore she loves Quagmire now. Peter almost gives up, but Brian notices Chris, Stewie, and Meg disappearing from a family picture, indicating that they have fallen off the plane of existence and tells Peter it is his last chance to do something that proves he loves Lois. Peter then demonstrates his passion by punching Quagmire, and kissing Lois, showing that he cares deeply for her and thus wins back her heart. He asks her to marry him, and she accepts. In honor of this success, Brian and the band play "Never Gonna Give you Up" by Rick Astley. The episode ends with things appearing to seemingly go back to normal, until Roger from American Dad! shows up, confusing the entire family.


This was the last episode to be directed by Dan Povenmire.

The episode was written by series regular and future showrunner Mark Hentemann, and directed by Chris Robertson and series regular Dan Povenmire, who left the series after completing the episode, in order to create his own series for the Disney Channel entitled Phineas and Ferb, which has since been nominated for three Emmy Awards.[1][2] Peter Shin, James Purdum and Chris Robertson acted as supervising director. Series creator Seth MacFarlane, David A. Goodman, Danny Smith, Mark Hentemann, Steve Callaghan and Chris Sheridan acted as executive producers. Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild, Alex Borstein and Mike Henry worked as supervising producers. Cherry Chevapravatdumrong and Patrick Meighan worked as executive story editors. The episode's original premise was based on Cleveland's divorce from his wife, Loretta, with Cleveland going on to become a hot bachelor in Quahog, causing Peter to become jealous, and desiring to become single again.[3] Due to Warner Bros.'s ownership of Hanna–Barbera, the scene involving The Jetsons was completely reanimated by episode director Dan Povenmire, including the backgrounds and scenery for the sequence.[3]

Meet the Quagmires, along with four other episodes from the fifth season, and the first seven episodes of the sixth season, were released under the title "Volume 6" by 20th Century Fox in the United States and Canada on October 21, 2008, five months after they had completed broadcast on television.[4] The DVD release also features bonus material including deleted scenes, commentaries, and a 'making of' featurette.[4]

In addition to the regular cast, the episode featured guest performances by voice actor Luke Adams, voice actor Jeff Bergman, actor Adam Carolla, actress Beth Littleford and comedian and actor Will Sasso. Recurring guest voice actors Alex Breckenridge, voice actor Johnny Brennan, voice actor Chris Cox, writer Mark Hentemann, writer Alec Sulkin and writer John Viener.

Cultural references

Rick Astley's single "Never Gonna Give You Up" was performed by Seth MacFarlane as Brian Griffin.

In the opening scene of the episode, Horace the bartender is suddenly knocked unconscious after falling off a ladder, causing Death to appear. After it is discovered that Horace is not actually dead, Death complains that he never likes to be too far from journalist Mike Wallace.[5]

The Back to the Future trilogy is parodied and referenced throughout the episode, along with many other movies and famous people throughout the 1980s. Other cultural references include how after going back in time, Peter becomes excited about his new prospects in life, and states to Cleveland that he is going to "raise more hell than Hellraiser" from the 1987 horror film Hellraiser. It also depicts Pinhead as weak and ridiculous, stating that the worst he can do is unscew a salt shaker and tricking someone into using it, causing salt to come out all over their food. [5] The first scene where Lois appears at the swimming pool is a reference to a scene from the 1980 film Caddyshack, featuring the song "Mr. Night" by Kenny Loggins. Once Lois appears, she asks Peter if he would like to see the 1982 film Zapped!.[5] Rejecting her offer, Peter decides to go partying with Cleveland instead and play the video game Menstrual Ms. Pac-Man, in addition to making out with actress Molly Ringwald.[5][6] While there, Brian gets into a fight, and instructs the bar patron to meet him on top of the World Trade Center to fight him at eight A.M. on September 11, 2001.[7] Returning back to the present, Peter and Brian decide to watch television, and are shocked to discover that actor Chevy Chase is now the host of The Tonight Show[7]. They also discover that former Vice President Al Gore is now President of the United States,[6] and flying cars running on vegetable oil exist.[5] A parody of the 1962 ABC animated series The Jetsons is then shown.[5] The main plot of the episode, complete with the scene in which Peter and Brian are in the living room, with Brian explaining to Peter what happened using a chalk board, is a reference to the alternate universe scene in Back to the Future, Part II.

In the past once again, Peter suggests to Lois that they see the 1983 film Krull instead.[5] Later, Peter and Cleveland, dressed up as Michael Jackson in the iconic red dress of his video clip "Thriller," dance to the Beverly Hills Cop theme. In order to make everything right about the future, Peter and Brian decide to sneak into the prom through a vent. While inside it, Peter recites a line from the 1988 action film Die Hard.[7] The sequence that follows is a parody of the 1985 film Back to the Future. After crashing through the vent to the stage, the band begins playing "Earth Angel" by The Crew-Cuts,[7] and, after Peter kisses Lois, Brian sings the 1987 single "Never Gonna Give You Up" by musician Rick Astley.[5][6] While Brian sings "Never Gonna Give You Up", Rick Astley's cousin Marvin calls him to say he's found the "mediocre, generic sound" that Astley has been looking for, a reference to Back to the Future. In the closing scene of the episode Roger the alien from series creator Seth MacFarlane's second show American Dad! suddenly appears in the Griffin family home, inquiring about Pecan Sandies.[5]


In a significant improvement over the previous week, the episode was viewed in 9.15 million homes in its original airing, according to Nielsen ratings. The episode also acquired a 3.2 rating in the 18-49 demographic, slightly being edged out by The Simpsons, while significantly winning over American Dad!, in both rating and total viewership.[8]

Reviews of the episode were mostly positive, noting its ability to "capture some of the appeal from the pre-cancellation days." Ahsan Haque of IGN praised the episode's story, writing that it had "a great storyline and the right combination of irrelevant and relevant jokes", giving the episode a 8.4 out of 10.[6] In another positive review, Brett Love of TV Squad called the episode "solid," and praised the scenes set in 1984, and the alternate world. Love went on to state, "The show has lost a little of the luster that it once had, but that's no reason to count them out. There were enough bright spots to give hope for a return to that old form when season six comes around in the fall." He graded "Meet the Quagmires" 5 out of 7.[5]


  1. ^ "2009 Emmy Awards nominations". Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. Retrieved 2009-07-16. 
  2. ^ "Academy of Television Arts & Sciences". Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. Retrieved 2009-07-09. 
  3. ^ a b Smith, Danny (2008-10-21). Family Guy Volume Six Audio Commentary (DVD). 20th Century Fox. 
  4. ^ a b "Family Guy Volume Six DVD". Movieweb. Retrieved 2009-10-18. 
  5. ^ a b c d e f g h i j Love, Brett (2007-05-21). "Family Guy: Meet The Quagmires". TV Squad. Retrieved 2010-02-27. 
  6. ^ a b c d Haque, Ahsan (2007-05-21). "Family Guy: "Meet the Quagmires" Review". IGN. Retrieved 2010-02-27. 
  7. ^ a b c d MacFarlane, Seth (2008-10-21). Family Guy Volume Six Audio Commentary (DVD). 20th Century Fox. 
  8. ^ "Weekly Program Rankings". ABC Medianet. 2007-05-22. Retrieved 2010-05-01. 

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