Satellite of Love (Mystery Science Theater 3000)

The Satellite of Love (sometimes known as the SOL) is the fictional main setting of the comedy television series "Mystery Science Theater 3000". It is a giant bone-shaped spacecraft that Joel Robinson (later replaced by Mike Nelson) and his friends — robots Crow, Tom Servo, Gypsy, Cambot, and the noncorporeal Magic Voice — live in. The vessel was in orbit above Earth during much of the series, except for a journey to the end of the universe"Mystery Science Theater 3000", "Laserblast" [7.06] .] and its flight throughout the space-time continuum from Pearl Forrester."MST3K", "The Deadly Mantis" [8.04] through "The Projected Man" [9.01] .]

Story

According to the show's storyline, as part of an experiment to see how bad movies affected a person's mind, mad scientists Dr. Clayton Forrester and Dr. Laurence Erhardt (aka "The Mads") kidnapped Joel, placed him on the Satellite of Love, and shot him into space. In order to keep from going mad himself, Joel built his robot friends from parts of the spacecraft — namely the controls used to begin and end the movie."MST3K", opening credits sequence, seasons K-5 (through "Mitchell" [5.12] ).] Eventually, Gypsy found an escape pod in a box of hamdingers and propelled Joel into it, returning him to Earth. In response, the Mads kidnapped Mike Nelson (who was working as a temp for Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank at the time) and sent him up to the Satellite of Love to take Joel's place."MST3K", "Mitchell" [5.12] .]

At the end of season 10, the Satellite was deorbited and crash-landed near Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Mike and the Bots moved into an apartment nearby, and were last seen starting to watch and riff "The Crawling Eye", the movie which provided the first nationally broadcast episode of the series. Gypsy founded an international conglomerate, ConGypsCo."MST3K", "" [10.13] .]

In the unaired pilot, series creator Joel Hodgson (not yet using his character name "Joel Robinson") claimed to have designed the Satellite of Love himself."The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Scrapbook", host segment from unaired pilot "The Green Slime" [K.00] . VHS, Best Brains, Inc.] This was changed by the first aired episode to the more familiar storyline. The Satellite of Love during the KTMA era was also noticeably different from the version shown during the show's official run, built on a very low budget and not featuring the somewhat iconic "doggy-bone" shape."MST3K", opening credits sequence, KTMA season ( [K.01-K.22] ).]

Layout

Little is known of the Satellite of Love's internal design and workings, following a general theme mentioned in the introductory song::"If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts,":"Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I should really just relax." "MST3K" theme song, all episodes.]

However, some aspects can be determined from the episodes. Based on the opening sequence of season 10, where the crew is briefly seen looking out a window, the room where the "host segments" take place is on the bridge, which appears to be in the upper-right sphere of the dog-bone-shaped ship. The crew is able to communicate with the Gizmonic Institute (KTMA era) Deep 13, (seasons 1-7), the apes' laboratory (early Season 8), Pearl's Microbus (late Season 8), and Castle Forrester (seasons 9-10) via a viewscreen of some sort (never shown on the TV series but shown in the movie), accessible through Cambot, which enables the crew to see the Mads and vice-versa. (For all intents and purposes, it was the actual television camera that served this purpose, since whenever one group was communicating with the other, they looked at and spoke directly to the viewer.) Another viewscreen, the Hexfield, similarly provided two-way transmissions to spacecraft interiors and other locations. An exterior camera called Rocket Number Nine enabled the crew to see the entirety of the SOL and any spaceships or creatures in its immediate vicinity; the crew evidently viewed this through the same forward viewscreen that communicated with the Mads (again, the actual television camera).

Each of the SOL crew has his own living quarters, the locations of which are unclear. Mike's room was only seen once when the Bots were stalking him by putting a "hidden" camera on a toy."MST3K", "Track of the Moon Beast" [10.07] .] Servo's room is very messy, with underwear strewn about (Servo collects underwear, how he managed to find all of the underwear while having never been to Earth goes unexplained), and contains a car-shaped children's bed."Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie" DVD (1996), ISBN 0783219288 .] Crow's room has never been seen, nor has Gypsy's. It is unclear if Cambot had a room or if he simply lived on the bridge. From season 8 onward, the ship was also inhabited by billions of nanites, which apparently occupy the entire surface area of the ship's interior.

The Mystery Science Theater, in which the SOL captives watch and mock movies, is apparently located directly behind the bridge, on the opposite end of a long hallway with several oddly shaped doors (as suggested by the transition between host and movie segments), although the characters are rarely shown using it. As explained in one episode, life-support throughout the rest of the ship is shut off while the movies are playing, thus forcing the crew to remain in the theater."MST3K", "Wild Rebels" [2.07] . Joel specifically refers to the viewing room as "the Mystery Science Theater" during the invention exchange.] A few sightings include one instance of Mike and the Bots walking down the hallway,"MST3K: The Movie", during the Hubble crash host segment.] and three occasions when someone runs into Cambot's direct passage before apparently being run over by Cambot himself — Joel and the Bots after a game of tag during the KTMA season,"MST3K", "Humanoid Woman" [K.11] ] repeated in a later nationally telecast episode,"MST3K", "The Corpse Vanishes" [1.05] ] and Mike alone after dislodging the stuck door in the season 10 opener."MST3K", "Soultaker" [10.01] ] Given the sheer size of the SOL, it seems unlikely that the hallway extended entirely from one end of the ship to the other, given that Joel and Mike were able to run from bridge to theater in so short a time; however, if it didn't, precisely what was at the other end of the SOL was never revealed. In Episode #410 ("Hercules Against the Moon Men"), Tom and Crow proved able to travel at least convert|50|yd away from the theater doors while still on the non-theater side of the doors and corridor (i.e. at an angle to the viewer's left and forward, out of range of the camera).

During the Joel era, Joel was sometimes seen jumping into a separate entrance beside the main door to get to the theater,"MST3K",often shown in the opening credits.] In later seasons this opening would be changed to, among other things, an airlock leading outside the satellite.In a few episodes, this hatch allowed the characters to send things back and forth between the satellite and Deep 13 via a long tube called the "Umbilicus", tethering the Satellite in orbit.In its first appearance, the Umbilicus was directly attached to Gypsy's snake-like body, and the characters could receive and send objects through Gypsy's mouth. Later, it was reconnected to an oven-like device on the SOL's bridge."MST3K", "Girls Town" [6.01] ] This tether was cut in the season 7 finale, causing the satellite to drift off into deep space.

The Satellite of Love was so large that many regions of it went unexplored, at least by Mike, who, during season 10, was surprised to learn that the SOL was equipped with a squash court, a silo, and a feed lot. (to which Crow asked "Do you even live here, Mike?")"MST3K", "Hamlet" [10.09] ] The presence of Joel's escape pod in "Docking Bay 14" implies there are at least fourteen docking bays. The Satellite even has its own time machine which was built by the nanites during the episode "Terror from the Year 5000" (like the time machine from the movie, this machine looks suspiciously like a water heater). Unfortunately, due to its emitting of dangerous radiation, only the bots may use it, which they did a couple of times.

Another section, simply referred to as "the basement" by Tom Servo, is first featured in a scene where Crow attempts to "dig" his way back to Earth."MST3K: The Movie", during the escape-attempt host segment.] This part of the ship is located directly beneath the bridge. In season 8, Crow conducts an archaeological dig to uncover his forgotten 500-year solo occupation of the SOL since season 7."MST3K", "The Leech Woman" [8.02] ] The SOL crew also discovers albinos living in this area that happen to resemble the light-deprived Sumerian descendents of "The Mole People"."MST3K", "The Mole People" [8.03] ]

Also shown in the movie is a device referred to as the "manipulator arms", a set of robotic arms that extend from an opening near the back of the ship, controlled by a pair of virtual reality gloves.The hands were labeled "Manos" (Spanish for "hands"), a joke referring to the infamous season 4 episode, "". A similar mechanism appeared in episode 104, "Women of the Prehistoric Planet" , but was never featured again."MST3K", "Women of the Prehistoric Planet" [1.04] ]

Footnotes

References

* "The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Amazing Colossal Episode Guide" (1996), ISBN 0-553-37783-3.
* [http://www.mst3kinfo.com/index.html "Satellite News: The Official Mystery Science Theater 3000 Web Site"]
* "The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Scrapbook" VHS, Best Brains, Inc.