Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie

"Sleeping freshmen never lie" is a 2006 young adult novel by David Lubar. It is a story about the high school experiences of a fourteen-year-old boy. The narration is peppered with lists, journal entries and Scott's creative writing attempts. While generally light-hearted in tone, the novel explores heavier subjects such as bullying, peer pressure and teenage suicide.

Plot synopsis

The story centers around the story of Scott Hudson and him having an adventure outside in space with his high school buddies

Characters

cott Hudson

Fourteen-year-old Scott Hudson is the narrator and protagonist of the story. He is a high school freshman with a love for words and a somewhat impaired social life. He has an integrity and a good sense of humor to him, and can find something good in the worst of things. He is a little too impulsive when it comes to handling his crush, which results in taking part in way too many extracurricular activities such as stage crew, the school's newspaper and the student council. He is horrible at singing. Beside literature (in particular "spooky stuff"), his interests include fishing.

cott's friends at the start of the book

Scott calls his company "The Three Musketeers" since there are four of them.
*Kyle: Scott's friend since kindergarten, a fearless but obnoxious teenager. He eventually makes the wrestling team, starts hanging out with the jocks, dumps Scott (and even helps Vernon get his revenge on him) and is on a path to becoming a bully.
*Patrick: Scott's friend since second grade. He is honest and very perceptive, and is also the gentlest of Scott's "Three Musketeers". Midway through the book, he moves to Texas and then to Japan due to his father's job transfer. Doesn't like books very much, though enjoyed "Ender's Game".
*Mitch: Scott's friend since sixth grade. The most good-looking of the "Three Musketeers". Gets lost early in the story due to getting a girlfriend at least a year older than himself and starting to spend all his time with her.

cott's friends later in the book

*Wesley Cobble, Jr: the high school's most feared senior. Always calm and collected, he takes spare change from freshmen, drives a Mustang, rarely abides to speed limits, comes unscathed from fights, steals soda from vending machines, never pays for his gas, skips class, steals knives and saltshakers from restaurants and often modifies his file to remove his misdeeds from the permanent record. Despite his rowdy behavior, he abides to a set of principles (which Scott can't figure out). He eventually befriends Scott and repeatedly stands up for him. Wesley's father is an owner of a company that rents limos, snowmobiles and jet skis, which Wesley sometimes "borrows". Wesley likes hot chocolate with little marshmallows.
*Lee: a new girl at the high school. She sits with the popular girls (though she ignores them and vice versa). Lee, although called "Weirdly" (as in Weird Lee) around the school, is not afraid to be herself and to step from the safety of her chosen identity if the situation demands it. Lee has many peircings, including one on her tongue, and her hair is dyed green (later black and, later yet, orange). She has rather morbid interests, a deadpan sense of humor, a love for books and a zest for life. Lee creeps Scott out but he finds himself talking to her more and more nevertheless. They are friends by the end of the book. Lee is a daughter of a Phlebotomist and a Lawyer whose specialty is getting around antipollution laws.
*Louden "Mouth" Kandeski is an annoying motormouth and Scott's neighbor. He is a book reviewer for the high school newspaper, though he approaches the matter lightly and skims most of the books he is supposed to review. Nobody likes him, but he seems oblivious to the fact and is seemingly incorrigibly optimisti il the day he has enough and unsuccessfully tries to commit suicide by hanging himself. After that he's transferred to another school, but stays in touch with Scott, who was always nice to him.

cott's family

*Bobby Hudson: Scott's brother; His high school experience was a nightmare for his parents, since he skipped history seventeen times in a row, was caught making out nine times with nine different girls and dropped out of school half a year before his graduation. Bobby is tall, strong and good with tools. He also has trouble reading; he figured none of his teachers would notice that if he caused enough trouble, which turned out to be the case. Bobby is also a talented guitarist and eventually joins his old band, who all soon get their lucky day and are offered to perform as an opening act in a tour.
*Scott's dad: tall and good with tools. Never went to college. Likes fishing and repairing his corvette. Works in auto repair. He reminds Scott of Atticus Finch since he's quiet, but not a wimp.
*Scott's mom: kind. During her pregnancy, often gets cravings. She likes cooking and never went to college.
*Sean Hudson: Scott's younger brother, born at the end of the book.

High school students

*Vernon Dross: a wrestler and the football team's quarterback. He is angry and very full of himself, despite being a poor athlete. He's gutless without his crew of friends. At one point in the story, he dated Julia and beat up Scott for liking her.
*Julia Baskins: the smart and beautiful girl of Scott's dreams. He shared his crackers with her in kindergarten. She became a beauty during the summer before freshman year and at one point started dating Vernon. By the end of the novel, she's going out with a nicer guy.
*Kelly Holbrook: Julia's friend. Helped Vernon get his revenge on Scott for liking Julia (though she was unaware he was planning to beat Scott up and later apologized to him). She seems to be smart like Julia and had a part in the school musical.
*Mandy: a senior and an editor of the high school's newspaper. She wears "killer tops". Went out with Bobby at some point.
*Terry Swain: a good-natured jock who is on both the basketball and the football teams. According to Scott, he is so fast he burns the field, and the girls think he's sweet. He is nice to both Scott and Lee.
*Sheldon Murmbower: an unpopular freshman who the older students always hit on the head on the bus.
*Ben: a skinny, acne-faced student in charge of the stage crew. He usually sits around playing poker and makes the freshmen do most of the work. At the last high school dance of Scott's freshmen year, he keeps Vernon's friends from coming to his aid and beating up Scott. He is a fan of the Philadelphia Phillies.

High school teachers and staff

*Mr. Franka: the Honors English teacher. A natural in his field, he educates without analyzing literature works to the point they are boring. He can make his class fun without any gimmicks or jokes, and the books he chooses for his lessons range from well-known classics and poetry to graphic novels and movie scripts.
*Mr. Cravutto: the gym teacher. He often pushes his students to the limit and even sometimes insults them, but is a nice guy underneath that.
*Mr. Perchal: the director of the musical.
*Ms. Pell: the good-natured life skills teacher.
*Ms. De Gaulle: Scott's first Spanish teacher. She is French and speaks Spanish with a French accent.
*Mr. Kamber: Scott's second Spanish teacher. Speaks with an Australian accent. His catchphrase is "N'warries, might" (meaning "No worries, mate").
*Ms. Phong: Scott's third Spanish teacher. She is Vietnamese and doesn't know English.
*Ms. Cabrini: Scott's fourth, and final, Spanish teacher. She was born in Argentina, lived in Mexico and Spain, visited Puerto Rico and most of the countries in Central America. As such, she is the first competent Spanish teacher Scott gets.

Other

*Charley and Wayne: Bobby's friends and bandmates.

Literary allusions

Throughout the book, many literary works are mentioned. Those include "Ender's Game", "To Kill A Mockingbird", "Bunnicula", "Kubla Khan", "The Giaour", Dorothy Parker's "The Waltz", "The Princess Bride", "Tuck Everlasting", "Sideways Stories From Wayside School", "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes", "Jeremy Thatcher, Dragon Hatcher", "Hatchet", "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", "A Spell for Chameleon", "Dragonflight", "Understanding Comics", and others.

Tom Swifties

At one point in the story, Scott discovers Tom Swifties. Some of the funnier ones include:
*"I have lost my legs below the ankles!" Tom said defeatedly.
*"Have they started on the new condominiums?" Tom said constructively.
*"I refuse to read Shakespeare!" Tom said unwillingly.
*"I will not clean the toilet seat." Tom said peevishly.
*"The worms are eating my internal organs." Tom said wholeheartedly.
*"I'd like a hot dog," Tom said frankly.
*"Stop this horse," Tom said haltingly.
*"I don't know the words to this song," Tom said humbly.
*"I lost my fingers," Tom said disjointedly.
*"I lost my wrists," Tom said offhandedly.
*"I lost my elbows," Tom said disarmingly.
*"I lost my ribs," Tom said decidedly.
*"The worms are eating my organs," Tom said halfheartedly.
*"I've been sliced in half," Tom said intuitively.
*"Who sneezed up on the hamburger," Tom said snottily.

External links

* [http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa4063/is_200601/ai_n16350730 A review of the book]
* [http://www.amazon.com/dp/0142407801 "Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie"'s Amazon page]