Just Stupid!

"Just Stupid!" is the third book in the "Just!" series by Andy Griffiths. It contains various silly short stories, about things such as snail-shell repairing, baby pram riding, and nonsense dreams.

tories

Busting

Expel Me!

Andy attempts to be expelled from school so he cannot go to school anymore and says he'll just expel himself from every school he goes to. However his new teacher Mrs. Livingstone takes Andy's transgressions into a positive way so Andy cannot get into trouble.

Bogeyboy

Andy tries to get revenge on Jen by being a Boogeyman under her bed and scare her when Jen and her boyfriend Craig is in the room. However first Andy encounters a spider and swallowing it, he gets up from under the bed and tells Jen to call 0-0-0. However, after Jen realizing he has been spying on them she decides not to let Andy out of the room to tell his parents.

Runaway Pram

Andy's friend Danny pushes him around in a stroller disguised as a baby. However when Danny lets go of the stroller he cannot keep up and Andy is sent flying through the town. Eventually he flies out of the carriage onto an unfinished bridge, and ricochets off a trampoline in a person's backyard and dives into Mr and Mrs. Bainbridge's house nude, which his Andy's Dad's boss. The two are displeased so they call Andy's father.

Food Fight

The Griffiths and Danny are at a fancy restaurant and greet Natasha Teasedale, a famous adult in the city. When Danny gives her flowers he knocks over the candle and it connects with Natasha's hair, setting it on fire. Andy throwing beer on her hair and without realizing there was a fire on her hair, Natasha gets angry at Andy and to push the situation farther, her boyfriend Dirk Gibson comes back from the washroom and sees the two by her. Dirk erupts and fights with the two of them. Surrounding people then throw things at Dirk and other people throw food at them for throwing them at Dirk. Eventually everyone throws food and Danny and Andy are still fighting Dirk and in the middle of it Natasha says to him she's leaving him, so he gets more furious at the two. Dirk gives up out of frustration and Andy's parents find a different place to eat for the night. Mom is disappointed at them and Dad, who was fighting Dirk as well.

nail Aid

After noticing a Snail Andy accidentally harmed, he uses things he finds in the park to help the Snail.

Who Am I?

Andy gets knocked out for some time in his room with Danny and when he wakes up he cannot remember anything about him or his surroundings.

Dum-Dum

Andy gets in trouble for his childish transgressions so he is sent to the Kindergarten's room at school. He gets in trouble and somehow answers questions wrong so the Kindergarten teacher says to Andy it'll be for more the one day he'll be in that class.

Chubby Bubbies

While at Andy's loves Lisa's house, he and Danny play a game of "Chubby Bunnies", where they see who can fit the most marshmallows in their mouth without swallowing or spewing. While the game is still going on the people their play Spin the Bottle and Andy is chosen with Lisa. With the marshmallows in his mouth he is about to kiss Lisa when a sneeze comes up, so Lisa has all this white sticky stuff on her. She doesn't get mad so then she plays Chubby Bunnies with him despite Danny having won the game.

External links

* [http://andygriffiths.com.au/books/juststupid Andy Griffiths - Just Stupid]