The Regina Monologues

Infobox Simpsons episode
episode_name = The Regina Monologues
episode_no = 317
prod_code = EABF22
airdate = November 23, 2003
writer = John Swartzwelder
director = Mark Kirkland
couch_gag = The back wall is a Play-Doh Fun Factory press that creates clay figures of the Simpsons
guest_star = Jane Leeves as Edwina
Tony Blair as himself
Evan Marriott as himself
Ian McKellen as himself
J. K. Rowling as herself


image_caption = Promotional artwork for the episode featuring Queen Elizabeth II, JK Rowling, Tony Blair, Evan Marriott, Ian McKellen and Edwina stuffing Homer into a British Mini Cooper car.
season = 15

"The Regina Monologues" is the fourth episode of "The Simpsons"' fifteenth season, and originally aired November 23, 2003 in the United States. It was written by John Swartzwelder, and directed by Mark Kirkland. The episode sees the Simpson family travel to the United Kingdom on holiday. There, they meet several celebrities including Tony Blair, Evan Marriott, Ian McKellen and J. K. Rowling, who all appear as themselves. Meanwhile Abraham Simpson journeys to find Edwina, his long lost love, who is voiced by Jane Leeves.

Plot

Mr. Burns withdraws a $1000 bill from an ATM, but he drops it and an updraft carries it away to the Simpsons' house, where it is found by Bart and Milhouse. Marge makes Bart and Homer put up fliers so that the person who lost the bill can reclaim it. No one can describe it correctly so Lisa suggests that they spend the money on a vacation, but then decide against it because Homer always manages to ruin any trip they go on. After realising he can make money from the bill, Bart displays it in a museum in his tree house. Mr. Burns visits and reclaims his money, forcing Bart to close his museum. However, Bart made over $3000 from the museum so they decide to spend the money on a vacation for Marge. Grampa suggests they go to London, where he hopes to meet his long-lost love Edwina.

Upon their arrival in London the family are greeted by Tony Blair. They visit London's tourist attractions, and later meet J. K. Rowling and Ian McKellen. Grampa tries to contact Edwina and Bart and Lisa go on a "sugar rush" after discovering the joys of British chocolate. Homer and Marge rent a Mini Cooper and start to drive around London but get stuck on a roundabout. After driving in circles for hours, Homer decides to break out of it, plows straight through the gates of Buckingham Palace and slams into Queen Elizabeth II's horse drawn carriage.

Homer is put on trial for causing harm to the Queen as well as wrecking her carriage. He calls the Queen an impostor, since her luggage is inscribed "H.R.H." which he believes is short for "Henrietta R. Hippo". The Queen, highly offended, demands that he be executed. He is taken away to the Tower of London to await his execution, where it is planned for his head to be stuck on a pike. The rest of the family call him from outside and Lisa tells him that he can use a secret tunnel that Sir Walter Raleigh built to escape. However, the tunnel leads straight into the Queen's bedroom. Homer pleads with the Queen to find it in her heart to forgive him and she allows him to leave England on the condition that he take Madonna as well. As they prepare to leave, Edwina appears and introduces Grampa to Abbie, who is implied to be Abe's daughter. Abbie looks and sounds just like Homer.

Production

"The Regina Monologues" is (as of 2008) the last episode written by longtime "The Simpsons" writer John Swartzwelder, although he did work on the script for "The Simpsons Movie". [cite web|url=http://www.simpsonsmovie.com/main.html|title=About the DVD|publisher=The Simpsons Movie.com|accessdate=2007-11-29 On the main page, click on "About the DVD" then on "Production Notes".] The episode was directed by Mark Kirkland.cite web|url=http://uk.tv.ign.com/articles/731/731095p3.html|title=The Simpsons: 17 Seasons, 17 Episodes|author=Goldman, Eric; Dan Iverson, Brian Zoromski|work= IGN|publisher=IGN Entertainment|date=2006-09-08|accessdate=2007-05-02] The plot of Homer hitting the Queen's carriage was recycled from a spec script that previous "Simpsons" showrunning team Al Jean and Mike Reiss had pitched to "The Golden Girls". In that script, Dorothy Zbornak was injured after a collision with Mother Theresa's car.cite video|people=Jean, Al|year=2006|title=The Simpsons The Complete Eighth Season DVD commentary for the episode "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious"|medium=DVD|publisher=20th Century Fox]

Tony Blair recorded his part for the episode in April 2003, [cite news|author= Staff writer|url=http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/22/blair.simpsons/index.html|title=Tony Blair a 'Simpsons' guest star|date=2003-11-24|accessdate=2007-05-02|work= CNN.com|publisher=CNN] in ten minutes at Downing Street. Blair was sent the script early on in the writing process,cite news|title=The man who finds friends for Homer|date=2004-05-30|publisher=Daily Express|publisher= Express Newspapers|author=Thurlow, Lorraine] and it took eight months of negotiation between Fox and Blair's director of communications Alastair Campbell before Blair could guest star.cite news|url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2003/12/30/basimp30.xml&page=1|title=Homer and Tony – how I set them up|accessdate=2008-04-25|date=2003-12-30|work=The Daily Telegraph|publisher= Telegraph Group Ltd.|author= Broadbent, Lucy] In the original script, Blair was supposed to welcome the Simpsons to the United Kingdom "with a garland of 'genuine Newcastle coal' and hand [Marge] a complimentary Corgi", but Campbell had them changed,cite news|title=Guess who came to dinner|url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2006/04/16/svrick16.xml&page=3|accessdate=2008-08-03|date=2006-04-16|work=The Sunday Telegraph|publisher= Telegraph Group Ltd.|author=Roberts, Jack] as Blair "made it very clear that he was only interested in doing the show if he could promote tourism in Britain." The show's staff did not know whether Blair would actually record his lines until showrunner Al Jean and his wife were in London promoting the 300th episode of "The Simpsons". They received a call stating: "If you go over to Downing Street tomorrow and can promise to get the recording done in 15 minutes, then the Prime Minister will do it." Jean was "so nervous, it was ridiculous" when he met Blair, an event his cited as "one of the most fantastic moments of his life." Blair was the top choice to guest star in the episode, but the staff did not think they had a chance to get him to appear. Blair is the only head of government to guest star in the show, with Rudy Giuliani being the only other politician to guest star. [cite web|url=http://www.thefutoncritic.com/listings.aspx?id=20070419fox13|title=Listings|accessdate=2008-07-09|publisher=The Futon Critic]

J. K. Rowling recorded her part via satellite from her home in Scotland, [cite web|url=http://uk.dvd.ign.com/articles/436/436093p1.html|title=An Interview With Al Jean|accessdate=2008-04-25|date=2003-08-29|author=Patrizio, Andy|work=IGN|publisher= IGN Entertainment] and Ian McKellen recorded his over the phone. Evan Marriott, contestant on the first series of "Joe Millionaire" appears as himself, while Jane Leeves plays Edwina. [cite news|url=http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,465629,00.html|title='Tooning In|accessdate=2008-07-09|date=2008-07-18|work=Entertainment Weekly|publisher= Time Inc|author=Susman, Gary] Manchester United footballer Ryan Giggs is mentioned by Homer, something which Giggs thought was "brilliant". [cite news|title=Giggs' cartoon caper|accessdate=2008-04-25|date=2006-12-29|work=Daily Express|publisher= Express Newspapers|author=Dunn, Matthew]

The writers originally drew up a list of ten British celebrities they wanted to appear in the episode.cite news|title=When Homer met Tony for tea and tourist tips at 10 Downing St|url=http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/when-homer-met-tony-for-tea-and-tourist-tips-at-10-downing-st-757576.html|accessdate=2008-08-03|date=2003-11-22|work=The Independent|publisher= Independent News & Media|author=Burrell, Ian] The Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams (a fan of the show) was included in a draft of the script acting as a tour guide and showing some of his relatives around London. Williams had to reject the part due to other engagements. The script also included a role for a musician; the staff had hoped to get David Bowie or Morrissey for the part but nothing came together. David and Victoria Beckham were also originally sought to guest star in the episode, and would be seen bickering on the street. They were dropped after Blair agreed to guest star, and it was deemed that they were not famous enough in the United States and so were not approached. [cite news|author= Staff writer|url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/tv_film/newsid_2937000/2937711.stm|title=D'oh! The Simpsons say no to Becks!|date=2003-04-10|accessdate=2007-04-06|work=Newsround|publisher= BBC]

Reception

The episode originally aired in America on November 23, 2003 on Fox,cite news|author=Staff writer|url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3222674.stm|title=Blair lined up for Simpsons debut|accessdate=2007-05-02|date=2003-11-23|work=BBC News Online|publisher= BBC] and on January 9, 2004 in the United Kingdom on Sky One.cite news|title=Homer on Buch trail to meet PM and Queen|date=2003-11-25|work=Western Mail|author=Buchanan, Kirsty] IGN.com named the episode the best of the fifteenth season, saying that "It may not be the best episode ever, but hell if it isn't a lot of fun", as well as calling it "extremely funny" and a "high point for the past few seasons." Tony Blair received criticism from a number of commentators for his appearance in the episode due to the fact that he recorded his part at the height of the war in Iraq.cite news|title=When Ricky Met Homer|date=2007-05-27|work=The Australian Magazine|author=Viner, Brian; Kerrie Murphy|page=034] "Sunday Telegraph" journalist Jack Roberts noted that it was "not [Blair's] finest hour." On the other hand, Simon Crerar of "The Times" named Blair's appearance as one of the 33 best guest appearances in the show's history, [cite news|url=http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film/article2021776.ece|title=The 33 funniest Simpsons cameos ever|date=2007-07-05|accessdate=2008-07-12|author=Crerar, Simon|work=The Times|publisher= Times Newspapers Ltd.] and the BBC classified his appearance as a "PR masterstroke". [cite news|url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3387651.stm|title=Review: Blair's Simpsons role is great PR|accessdate=2008-07-22|date=2004-01-11|work=BBC News Online|publisher= BBC|author=Brant, Robin] The episode is included on the "Around the World in 80 D'ohs" DVD. [cite news|title=Around the World in 80 D'ohs PG|date=2007-05-25|work=Daily Record|publisher= Trinity Mirror|author=Fulton, Rick]

When Blair left office in 2007, it was reported that his successor as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Gordon Brown, was also being lined up to guest star on the show. Animator Dan Povenmire noted that American audiences would probably require subtitles to understand what Brown was saying. [cite news|url=http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Audiences-Need-Subtitles-For-Gordon-Brown-On-Simpsons/Article/20080141301871?lpos=Politics_1&lid=ARTICLE_1301871_Audiences%2BNeed%2BSubtitles%2BFor%2BGordon%2BBrown%2BOn%2BSimpsons|title=Audiences Need Subtitles For Gordon Brown On Simpsons|accessdate=2008-07-28|date=2008-01-14|author=Brady, Enda|work=Sky News] Voice actress Yeardley Smith noted that she would like Brown to appear in "The Simpsons", but Brown ruled a guest role out stating: "I think Tony Blair did that, I don't think that is for me." [cite news|url=http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/10/31/arts/EU-A-E-TV-Britain-Brown-Simpsons.php?WT.mc_id=rssap_news|title=Britain's Brown rules out cameo role on "The Simpsons"|accessdate=2008-07-28|date=2007-10-31|work=International Herald Tribune|author=Associated Press] Series creator Matt Groening confirmed that Brown would not be approached for a part. "I think with Tony Blair we've reached our quota of British Prime Ministers we're going to have on the show. We have one per century - I think that's our rule. Sorry, Gordon Brown, it's too late!" [cite news|url=http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/ustv/a66301/no-simpsons-role-for-gordon-brown.html|title=No 'Simpsons' role for Gordon Brown|accessdate=2008-07-28|author=Kilkelly, Daniel|work=Digital Spy|date=2007-07-17]

References

External links

* [http://www.thesimpsons.com/episode_guide/1504.htm "The Regina Monologues"] at The Simpsons.com
* [http://www.tv.com/the-regina-monologues/episode/223791/summary.html "The Regina Monologues"] at TV.com
* [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0701258/ "The Regina Monologues"] at the Internet Movie Database